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dulect:

if the song tik tok didn’t define 2009 for you idk what did

(via burownu)

farorescourage:

cannedviennasausage:

basedpidgeot:

lydiapocalypse:

maxofs2d:

i’m pretty sure nobody will ever be able to top this

please

call the police

in c r e di ble

bury me to this song

(via queensarai)

fallen-angel-nightshade:

floopyluvspineapples:

You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like:
image

This is me.

(via burownu)

oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreoofficial, via fake-mermaid)

radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

(via africandad)

How tan are you on a scale from:

gaypos:

follow me on twitter

(via diaryoftientrese)

suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

(Source: devoures, via baconandbullshit)

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

(via eyeslikesk-y)

ruinedchildhood:

 pussy game unstoppable

(via ruinedchildhood)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via postulation)

fromquarkstoquasars:

This tree is really 40 in one. It can grow 40 types of fruit and looks very cool when it blossoms. Learn more about it here: http://bit.ly/WC3GuQ

Image: Sam Van Aken

(via leslieroomel)

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

(via pizza)

(Source: enjol-ras, via xbritttje)